Because of her, they all think they’re invincible.
I used to think it was near impossible for a person to make the :\ face
but then I met Jim Moriarty
[ATTEMPTS TO DISTRACT INTERVIEWER WITH CUTENESS]
sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
remember, kids. ”pinnacles” is pronounced
WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE
because all were freaking insane on this site
Castiel, Thor, and Captain Steve Rogers all walk into a bar. They don’t understand it’s a joke. They all walk out.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FANDOM
AT THE BOTTOM IT SAYS “READY FOR LOVE”
my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
it’s called the Xbox One because they took 359 steps back