June 7th - 25,143 notes - J
Sherlock: I see you drivin' 'round town with the guy I love and I'm like MYCROFT STOP KIDNAPPING JOHN
June 6th - 14,680 notes - J
Because of her, they all think they’re invincible.
June 5th - 35,718 notes - O
I used to think it was near impossible for a person to make the :\ face
but then I met Jim Moriarty
June 4th - 8,432 notes - J
June 3rd - 7,615 notes - J
June 3rd - 65,899 notes - O
sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying
June 2nd - 21,855 notes - J
June 2nd - 205,830 notes - O
thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
June 1st - 44,644 notes - O
remember, kids. ”pinnacles” is pronounced
not
WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE
because all were freaking insane on this site
May 31st - 23,426 notes - O
Castiel, Thor, and Captain Steve Rogers all walk into a bar. They don’t understand it’s a joke. They all walk out.
May 30th - 12,095 notes - J
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FANDOM
AT THE BOTTOM IT SAYS “READY FOR LOVE”
May 30th - 62,764 notes - O
my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
May 30th - 20,701 notes - J
May 29th - 19,319 notes - O
it’s called the Xbox One because they took 359 steps back
May 29th - 99,987 notes - J
parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS
me: this is my design
