May 2013
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bilbutt-baggins:
testoster0ne:
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
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shark-meppard:
guys i’m laughing so hard
look at htis fukcin screencap
he looks like fuckin grumpy cat.
i’m gnona die
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gingerhaze:
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
urbancatfitters:
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
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carryonmywaywarddad:
deanwinchesterthehedgehog:
homurica:
wouldnt it be awkward if dean was just about to eat a pie and then suddenly crowley just emerges from the centre
How the hell are we going to survive a six month hiatus
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castiels-wormstache:
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cedricdigory:
conorgaynard:
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
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macarena-of-time:
how the fuck do you expect me to pick a career when i can barely choose what starter pokemon to use
emilyisi:
i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
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BBC's Sherlock summed up:
Sherlock: John, tell me I'm pretty.
John: You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my whole life, and also I'm not gay.
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the-fandoms-are-cool:
daisyfairy:
twowandsandadrink:
daisyfairy:
you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie
No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;
English class.
GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH
the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING...
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littlemixbutts:
if you ever get really embarrassed just remember that mitt romney prepared a victory speech and launched his official presidential website before the election was over and that motherfucker lost and now he’s fallen off the face of the earth out of shame
hummelberry:
hummelberry:
i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?
google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people
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mareeps:
the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us
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pheonixlament:
I’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life
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jesussbabymomma:
my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not
April 2013
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novakian:
you’re allowed to contradict yourself
you’re allowed to seek attention or approval
you’re allowed to complain about something that’s bothering you
you’re allowed to express negative opinions
you’re allowed to be an ass sometimes
you’re allowed to talk about yourself
you’re allowed to fuck up
leeeeverett:
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
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internetexplorers:
Great First Date Conversation Topics:
is it pronounced gif or jif
is it pronounced F-A-Q or fack
How far was the collapse of communism in Eastern Europe in 1989 responsible for the collapse of the USSR in 1991?
thanklou:
walk up into da club like whaddup i got troubled thoughts and a self esteem to match
